Funny Story

I ran across this funny story that I had to share with everyone. I cracked up. I hope you like it too.


"Dear Lord," the preacher began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without you we are but dust..." He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audi-bly in her shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?" Church was pretty much over at that point...